Why did I get stuck with my evil Death Eater chickens? When not engaged in:
A) Pecking at the house;
B) Pecking each other;
C) Making noise beyond what is necessary for Egg Arrival;
D) Yelling at me for shaking out a towel;
E) Pecking at the house some more;
they are kicking lava rock everywhere, mutilating hapless plants, charging Lady Friend (to their detriment), and pecking at the house one more time for good measure. Fresh eggs with a side of paint chips.
Oh well. Here’s a video of an adorable chick trying to perch on a bewildered dog.