YOU’RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE!!!

Hollywood PR Translation:

In the hospital being treated for exhaustion = I’m on drugs.
In the hospital being treated for dehydration = I’m on drugs.
In the hospital for an allergic reaction to medication = I’m on drugs.
Once a millionaire, now broke = I spent all my money on drugs.
On vacation = I’m in rehab for drugs.
Lost the baby weight in two weeks of exercise = I used a surrogate OR I’m on drugs.

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